Lane Austin would do almost anything for his local firehouse, even model for a sexy calendar. But now he's allowed himself to be talked into auctioning himself off. What was he thinking? Abby has just walked away from a terrible relationship that should have ended years ago. What better way to celebrate than having her cousin take her to watch a bunch of firemen be auctioned off to horny housewives? But when Jenna secretly buys Mr. September for her,...