These are the memoirs & anecdotes from the unofficial First Gen X'er. The stories are all true, however dangerous or gross they may appear. Prepare yourself for a deep dive into the nostalgic recollections of a non-famous random person. Here's a passage from my memory of the junior high tour we took during our last year of elementary school: I looked around at my classmates. We were all thinking the same thing, but no one was asking...