I finally did it. I moved across the country to LA. This is the place where dreams come true, right? See that beautiful model doing that photoshoot? That's not me. And that fashionable girl shopping on Rodeo Drive? That's not me either. And check out that girl at the bar on a date with that cute guy. It looks like they're really hitting it off. But don't get too excited, because that's also not me. This is me. The girl in her...