Ralph Roister Doister is a comedic play written by Nicholas Udall in the 16th century. It is considered the first English comedy and tells the story of a wealthy, but foolish man named Ralph Roister Doister who is in love with a woman named Dame Custance. Despite his attempts to win her over, Dame Custance is not interested in him and instead is courted by a scholar named Matthew Merrygreek. Ralph enlists the help of his friends to try and win her...