Eighty percent of success is showing up.The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic.If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.Tradition is the illusion of permanance.It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.My one regret...