Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.A cynic is a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, and not as they ought to be.Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.Corporation, n. An ingenious...