An illustrated book of 28 short stories for children of all ages Can Derek the Disco Roman ever learn to dance disco like disco should be danced?Will Captain Slinky the parrotless pirate ever find a parrot so that all the other pirates stop poking fun at him?What happens when the Queen of England decides to rob the Bank of England?Can Spanky Windolene the circus octopus find the secret lair of the thing they call the Internet in order to save his...