A Quip For An Upstart Courtier: Or A Quaint Dispute Between Velvet Breeches And Cloth Breeches is a satirical play written by Robert Greene in 1592. The play is a witty and humorous account of a dispute between two courtiers, one wearing velvet breeches and the other wearing cloth breeches, over who is more fashionable and deserving of respect. The play is a commentary on the vanity and pretentiousness of the courtiers of the time and their obsession...