In a small toy shop, wooden toy soldiers are coming to life and attacking innocent customers. Who is willing to investigate without looking like a complete loony? Young orphan Maggie Quickly is rescued from her cruel orphanage by her dashing adventurer Uncle Sideways; an eccentric scientist with a fondness for tea and fear of cows. He is struggling to regain his memory, lost from amnesia after an accident years earlier. HE doesn't mind looking like...