Let's get one thing straight. I love pu$$y. Effin'. Love. It.
Call me shallow, call me a perv, call me a cocky bastard, but the reason I know there's a heaven is because God made women.
Because no matter who a woman is, a ball-buster in the courtroom or a flower child at an Avitt Brothers concert, I have the keys to their kingdom, and they all want it.
Until Mariah Sanchez - aka Sparky
She wants me.
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