Professor Birdsong is back at it bringing you stories of dumb thieves that creates laugh-out-loud enjoyment. How stupid can thieves be? Please enjoy the following samples. * A man stole a rookie police officer's personal vehicle the night of the officer's Police Academy graduation and went on a buying spree with the victim's credit cards at Taco Bell and Walmart. * A bank robber slipped up, literally, while making his getaway on foot across four lanes...