My sister Bianca and I have two rules governing the dispensation of our trust funds.One. I get married first. Two. She gets married second.Neither of us will see a penny until we are both "properly cared for." My father had a terrible sense of humor.I turn to the only man who can help me. Even when the last time I saw him he said he hated me. Even when I love him as much as I loathe him. Even when he's all wrong.Liar. Thief. Killer.Those are just...