From the author's preface: Why did we write this little book of gritty gags, saber-tongued stories, irreverent illustrations and zany zingers? Well, the truth is, we just felt like it. But you have to admit that when any subject is elevated to a cultural fetish surrounded by politically correct bowing, scraping and general pussyfooting, it's ripe for parody. When spotted owls and kangaroo rats become more important than people, you know it's time...