Templeton Moss began writing in high school as part of a hopelessly misguided attempt to get girls to like him. Since then he has written poems, short stories, novels, plays and angry rants on social media. He grew up near San Diego, California, currently lives and (when he has to) works in Louisville, Kentucky, but considers his hometown to be Disneyland. His hobbies include pizza and naps and his turn-offs include manual labor and carrots.