READ THE BOOK THAT WAS BANNED IN THE MIDDLE EAST "Pirates of the Danube" comes riding into town on the sticky, dubiously-stained coattails of the "Fifty Shades of Grey" series, offering a prophetic, satirical look at how low our standards have sunk. This work of comic farce presents a satire of the entire romance - erotica genre, taking shots at supermarket dime novels, Fabio-emblazoned book covers, and "S & M for housewives" alike. Readers of "Pirates...