What state has the most cats? Catifornia What's a dog's favorite festival? Mardi paw . What's a toad's favorite part of the newspaper? The wart ads. From snaky " Hiss -terical Humor" to "Polly Wants a Crack-Up," these wildly funny jokes will have animal-loving kids howling in amusement. They can choose from "Jokes that are Bad to the Bone," "Wild Movies" ( Jurassic Bark ), and "Tabby's Text Messaging."