I just watched my ex-fianc? marry his gay lover. It was supposed to be our wedding, but he asked me to be his best man instead. I think I need a vacation. My sister says I need to get laid. She says I have an itch that only a mountain man can scratch. I think she's full of it until I head to Montana and see Dylan Wallis. He's bathing in a river. My body instantly reacts. I want him. Badly. I...