Portland was weird enough before the Orcs showed up.
For Petra, returning to her alma mater as a teaching assistant was supposed to be a temporary rock bottom. A magical plague infecting her son and the gym teacher liquefying into black ooze were not, strictly speaking, in the job description.
While Petra scrambles for a cure, the Misfits of Carnt, a ragtag group of students who'd rather not be dead, finds themselves on the front lines of a monster invasion. Sure, the principal getting eaten is a silver lining, but the giant wolf in the janitor's closet is a bit much for a Tuesday. As the phenomenon spreads from the hallways of Beaverton High to the streets of Portland, the city's only hope lies with a group of hapless teens, a few questionable allies, and Petra. Grab your Portland Saturday Market artisanal axe and your hall pass. It's time to save the world.
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