Traditional fantasy worlds are shit. The technology is pathetic, the magic is too showy, the beer tastes like piss, and when are you supposed to have enough time to make money? Mika must find a way to save his new family. He could probably find other ways, but starting a war between the elves and the dwarfs is the fastest - and the most satisfying.
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