Life is pretty sweet for Larry Croft and his friends; he's got a good job and a beautiful girl friend who more or less "gets him;" D.J. McGuinness is the manager at a comic book store and just about to move into a new apartment, Burt Vaughn is doing well at school and in his personal life, and Fred "The Turk" Terkington is, well, still a virgin. Angry and jealous over his friends' good fortune, Turk retreats to the Internet and finds a kindred spirit...