Once Upon a More Enlightened Time: More Politically Correct Bedtime Stories

by James Finn Garner

Book Overview

Another enlightened collection from the bestselling author of Politically Correct Bedtime Stories. Garner continues his mission to liberate our classic fairy tales from archaic, sexist, ageist,... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0028604199
• Release Date: January 1995
• Publisher: John Wiley & Sons Inc
• Length: 96 Pages
• Weight: 0.40 lbs.
• Dimensions: 7.3" x 0.8" x 5.5"

Customer Reviews

Fairy tales told in the most politically correct manner possible

This book is extremely funny. Garner takes the following classic fairy tales and turns them into extremely politically correct satires. *) Hansel and Gretel *) The Ant and the Grasshopper *) The Little Mermaid *) The Tortoise and the Hare *) Puss In Boots *) Sleeping Beauty *) The City Mouse and the Country Mouse The content can be summed up by the alternate title for Sleeping Beauty, " Sleeping Persun of Better-Than-Average Attractiveness." Everyone in the stories talks like the most totally committed politically correct person imaginable. It is satire that works and is an extension of what we see and read on a daily basis.

Enlightenment the easy way...

Given the success of the first volume, 'Politically Correct Bedtime Stories', James Finn Garner took another journey into fairytale land to find a revisionist's dream of reframed stories, and assembled them into the volume 'Once Upon a More Enlightened Time'. Like the first volume, this one holds nothing sacred, highlighting both the excesses of prejudice in the past while exposing the excesses of the politically correct currents of today.Once again, the tone is set from the start in the Introduction by Garner: 'At the outset, I would like to apologise sincerely for the success of my last book. The number of trees that voicelessly gave their lives so that my resource-greedy publisher and I could meet retail demand was truly appalling, and quite likely contributed to the global warming that gave those of us in the Northern Hemisphere such an unseasonably warm winter.'Garner misses the opportunity here to remind us of the disparity of wealth between hemispheres, but beyond that, he doesn't miss much. The titles of the stories will give you insight:- A Politically Correct Alphabet- Hansel and Gretel- The Ant and the Grasshopper- The Princess and the Pea- The Little Mer-persun (Mer-maid is a demeaning title)- The Tortoise and the Hare- Puss in Boots- Sleeping Persun of Better-than-Average Attractiveness (to call her a beauty demeans all others)- The City Mouse and the Suburban Mouse (the countryside having been ravaged and now no longer exists close to cities; the country mouse has become suburban)The politically correct alphabet I will list below--this gives a flavour of the rest of the text. A is an Activity itching to fightB is a Beast with its animal rightsC was a Cripple (now differently abled)D is a Drunk who is 'liquor-enabled'and so forth...Garner hastens to add that, of course, the traditional ordering of the letters does not in any way imply that 'A' is more better or deserving a letter than X, Y, or Z.Garner's publicity blurb says that he is called 'a master of the tour de force' by The Washington Post and 'a smart-alec, mealy-mouthed creep' by The London Daily Telegraph, yet feels the truth lies somewhere in between.These stories will be loved by anyone who doesn't take life too seriously. Nothing is sacred here--be prepared to find something in yourself in here.

Lots of Fun

This is very funny stuff. I throughly enjoyed everybit. I also suggest you check out "Corporate Fairy Tales". It a similar idea but for the business world.

Great For Boyfriends!

If you want to show your hunny that there is more to life than just cars and football, give him this awsome book. It's extreemly funny, and very well written!

Good !

I love this book very much. Schools should teach kids these stories instead!!!!