The Old Ones Are the Best: Over 500 of the Funniest Jokes, One-Liners and Puns

by Mike Haskins

Book Overview

The essential joke-teller's bible, collecting the wisecracks that have made us laugh aloud for decades

A man bumps into a friend as he comes out of the dentist's. "Oh," says the man, "I've just had all my teeth taken out. Never again "

A termite walks into a pub. And the termite asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

A man walks into a psychiatrist's wearing a pair of see-through cellophane underpants. "Well,"...

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1853758574
• ISBN13: 9781853758577
• Release Date: November 2013
• Publisher: Prion
• Length: 352 Pages
• Weight: 0.85 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.2" x 5.4" x 8.2"