Now, all 5 short stories in one book You think your job is tough? In these stories, Ed faces a man-eating dog, a mixed martial artist, a killer chimp, a 400-pound pimp, white supremacists, gangbangers, and hitmen out to kill him. All the ladies at the retirement home think Ed is handsome, compassionate, and with charm to spare. They haven't a clue the 76-year-old is a veteran hitman with over 70 kills. Ed doesn't use firearms...