Oh, to be in England

by David Pinner

"If I was French, it would be simple; I'd commit crime passionel in a riot of garlic and vin ordinaire. And if I was German, I'd invoke the phantom of the Fuhrer and get hacking. In America, the husband generally shoots the family first, then takes a dozen high-powered rifles up some bell tower and blasts away at the town. But I knew the English way was the only way, God help me. You make a bloody great speech - and then you have a stiff drink."

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• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 184943056X
• ISBN13: 9781849430562
• Release Date: October 2011
• Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing PLC
• Length: 88 Pages
• Weight: 0.26 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.1" x 8.0"