Official Millennium Survival Handbook: Don't Wait Till the End of the World to Get It

by D.M. Samson

The end is coming -- and not a moment too soon Obviously, the Millennium is the most significant event to occur within the entire course of our human history, with the exception of the O.J. Trial. The question is: will it usher in an age of new optimism and hope or will it be the cataclysmic end of everything and everyone on the planet? Frankly, who knows? But we feel it's better to prepare for the Worst Case Scenario and hope for the best.Yes, here is the last word on surviving these last days. But don't take it personally, because the Millennium will be an equal opportunity annihilator. Doctors, dentists, arsonists, lawyers, no matter how much their disposable income, will all find themselves in the same boat as you, namely the Titanic. In these pages you will find: Prophet Sharing: How to make money during the Millennium, Millennium TV: Last Days of Our Lives, Sudden Death: Sports in the Millennium, America Off-Line: The end of the World Wide Web, Emily Post Mortem: Proper Millennial Etiquette, Was it the end of the world for you, too: Sex in the Millennium.In this survival guide, you will not only prepare to meet your Maker, but learn where to make reservations and what to wear. The authors will teach you how to eat for the Millennium, exercise for the Millennium, and meditate for the Millennium.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1561719951
• ISBN13: 9781561719952
• Release Date: February 2001
• Publisher: S.P.I. Books
• Length: 160 Pages
• Weight: 0.68 lbs.

Customer Reviews

Definitely the funniest book I haven't read!

Peter Bergman, of Firesign Theatre fame, is a funny guy, and this is a funny book. One of these days it'll even appear in print. Then just wait for the yucks to start happening! This is definitely the funniest book I haven't read. It's rare to have a volume so filled with jokes I haven't "got" yet, insights I haven't "had" yet, and pearls of wisdom still just so much sand and nacre. Yes sir, the yuck stops here, and will still be here waiting for you, or someone like you, when this marvelous book is finally published. "Timely", "in the moment", "of the now"... these words can't begin to describe this book. Yet. I haven't not had this much fun in years. If you haven't read it either, well, then, enjoy!