Hard work is its own reward. NOT Managers love to post these little nuggets of inspiration around the office, but they forget to mention that you have to work the meaning of this nonsense out for yourself. They also forget that you have to ruminate on these bits of baloney while sitting in a small, mind-numbing cubicle while a computer slowly fries your brain. Yep, if you want to get ahead, you're gonna need help. You need an edge-a guiding light...