""Nothing To Wear: An Episode Of City Life"" is a satirical short story written by William Allen Butler. The story follows the protagonist, Mrs. Moulton, as she prepares for a ball. Despite having a wardrobe full of expensive clothing, Mrs. Moulton complains that she has ""nothing to wear."" She enlists the help of her friend, Mrs. Colonel McSwagger, who brings over her own extensive wardrobe for Mrs. Moulton to borrow from. However, Mrs. Moulton...