Reader, don't waste your time with this book. "You might as well stick it back on the shelf," the narrator warns. "Or toss it under your bed. You don't need to read it because it looks like nothing happens in this book." But, wait, he's spotted something. There's a trumpet without a trumpeter. And there's a tiny car without a driver. And a baton without a twirler. Maybe if you keep turning the pages, you'll find out who is missing these items. Maybe...