"This is not an ordinary kids' book because I'm going to lay it out true, not written for a little pig, but for a very important little person called You." So goes this epic slap to status quo story telling, not because the author likes to slap-but because the Status Quo almost killed him. This is one middle-aged author's unedited poetic message to children, hoping to reach them and help them with the Truth, the whole Truth and nothing but the Truth!...