Ninety-five percent of this book is true. More or less. However, since the names have all been changed - except like those of famous people like Presidents and rock & roll bands - you could say that none of it s true. Most of the things I ve had to say about all those people have been generally kind, I think. I think. If any one of those people ever get a hold of a copy of this book, they ll probably recognize themselves anyway. I ve written this...