Sherlock Jones, a modern-day hard-boiled detective, is an aging dysfunctional cynic whose major food groups are bourbon, caffeine, nicotine, Vicodin and bar food. He supplements his Army disability check by advertising as a private investigator on Craig's List offering divorce tails and missing person traces. At first, when he's offered a retainer to investigate an actual murder, he sees it as an easy way to pad his meager income, but he quickly realizes...