When Red Riding Hood decided to catch herself a royal.Every time someone opens a storybook and reads the four magical words "Once upon a time," my granny gets eaten a few hours later. Boy, it sucks! I wish my tale had a cool ending, like Cindy and Briar-Rose got. Along with a castle and a dashing prince to marry.Did you ever kiss a frog? No prince pops out of that. Trust me, I've tried. Seventeen frogs, and nearly one warty toad-for nothing.What I...