From May 1994 to December 2007, Dana Pearson wrote 636 humor columns for the York County Coast Star (Kennebunk, Maine). This collection contains 108 examples of "No, But Seriously," including: doling out advice on how to prepare for a Druid wedding; trying to overcome a fear of heights by climbing a water tower; unloading as much crap as possible at a yard sale; riding through Bryce Canyon behind a prolifically farting mule; defining what a Lord of...