No, But Seriously: 1994-2007

by Dana Pearson

From May 1994 to December 2007, Dana Pearson wrote 636 humor columns for the York County Coast Star (Kennebunk, Maine). This collection contains 108 examples of "No, But Seriously," including: doling out advice on how to prepare for a Druid wedding; trying to overcome a fear of heights by climbing a water tower; unloading as much crap as possible at a yard sale; riding through Bryce Canyon behind a prolifically farting mule; defining what a Lord of the Rings nerd is; questioning the authenticity of the appearance of Jesus Christ in an oyster shell; suffering from too much free limoncello while vacationing in Italy; drowning in a sea of L.L. Bean catalogs; battling a series of tenacious chipmunks; breast-feeding a baby (in a colleague's bizarre dream); and grappling with the ethical challenge of accepting graft in the form of chocolate. These are but a few of the topics tackled by Pearson, whose long-running column won several awards from the New England Press Association and Maine Press Association.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1520635834
• ISBN13: 9781520635835
• Release Date: March 2017
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 334 Pages
• Weight: 1.26 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.8" x 6.0"