Imagine, if you can, a man. He's elderly with a thin frame, some might consider him to be bony and even though he's naturally thin the old man has a beer belly. His gut is large for his frame and the skin looks taught. He's covered in gray fur that sprouts out from beneath the collar of his work shirt. The old man's face is clean shaven, but it also looks like he has trouble growing facial hair in the first place. Give the old man blue eyes that have...