"Colonoscopy? You turn 50 and all of a sudden they want to stick a TV camera up your rear end. Terrific." These are the humorous musings of a guy starting to get a little older and being realistic about it, trying to have fun in life while still setting good example for his 3-year old daughter, and living up his expectations of himself and while keeping a humorous outlook at life.The hospital gown that won't close in the back? The nurse who didn't...