Never Ask a Man the Size of His Spread

by Gladiola Montana

Book Overview

Henry Ward Beecher said "the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next." That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch--lines that is. With more than 1.5... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0879055545
• ISBN13: 9780879055547
• Release Date: May 2003
• Publisher: Gibbs Smith Publishers
• Length: 138 Pages
• Weight: 0.30 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 4.3" x 6.7"

Customer Reviews

Cute book

This book has cute little quotes about life, written cowboy-style. I got it for myself on a trip out west, so then I thought it was a good gift for a friend who just moved to TX from NY. It was well received.

Not just for Cowgirls

There are some real gems in this little book that can be read on several levels. I've known a few managers that never learned that you "don't need to wear your chaps and spurs just to bring the milk cows in".

Cowboys like a good laugh too!

A good crop of one-liners.At the price of Greeting cards these days;why not give him/her a copy of this little gem.It'll produce a lot of laughs.Personally,I'm dying to pass my copy along.

Great gift for your cowgirl friends!

Although short, this hilarious book of quotes will make any country girl laugh until she has tears in her eyes. Highly recommend for anyone who wants a good giggle!

A Gal's Guide to Life

From love to bring'in the cows in this book covers it. Full of the sassiest sayings and the best rules to live by, it will never let a gal down. "Don't try and drown your sorrows- they know how to swim!"