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In his latest New York Times bestseller, Hiaasen introduces impassioned, possibly bipolar, self-proclaimed queen of lost causes Honey Santana, who schemes to help rid the world of irresponsibility, indifference, and dinnertime sales calls.

Passionate and willful Honey Santana is taking rude, gullible telemarketer Boyd Shreave and his less than enthusiastic mistress, Eugenie Fonda, into the mangroves of Florida's Ten Thousand Islands for a gentle lesson in humility. What Honey doesn't know is that she's being followed... Read Full Overview

From "the funniest important writer in America" (Miami Herald) comes a tale that is gleefully zany and incisively sharp.
Beware Honey Santana is off her meds, reacting rapidly to the bad behavior of others. This time, the annoyer is a telemarketer from... Read Full Overview

Honey Santana-impassioned, willful, possibly bipolar, self-proclaimed "queen of lost causes"-has a scheme to help rid the world of irresponsibility, indifference, and dinnertime sales calls. She's taking rude, gullible Relentless, Inc., telemarketer Boyd Shreave and his less-than-enthusiastic... Read Full Overview

From "the funniest important writer in America" ( Miami Herald ) comes a tale that is gleefully zany and incisively sharp.

From "the funniest important writer in America" ( Miami Herald ) comes a tale that is gleefully zany and incisively sharp.