Szuszu the former model has survived on scotch for as long as she can remember. Throughout the years, she's had her best friend Babette by her side, but now that Babette is married and setting off on a world tour, Szuszu feels utterly abandoned. As a pre-departure joke, Babette writes up a snide little personal ad, which narcissistic Szuszu posts in hopes of attracting a woman who looks just like she did when she was young. Naomi thinks Szuszu's post...