At first I wanted Grandma to be the mayor. I even helped her get the job. I passed out flyers, helped put up signs, and stuffed envelopes for her campaign. I thought all she would have to do was ride on a float in the Fourth of July parade, be on television, and lead the Pledge of Allegiance. And then I could say, "That's my Grandma. She's the mayor." But I've changed my mind. Now that she got elected, I don't think it's such a good idea. Do you...