Killing monsters right after sleeping with them since 2010 I've gotten off a thousand hot ways: panting and wriggling on my back, on my knees, spread-eagle with my tits mashed to the floor, swimming a hot spring full of piranhas, chained in a dungeon, and once, in a zombie-occupied coffin. And those are just the ordinary ones... This is my origin story: how I got into killer monster sex in the first place. It's hot. And it's funny. Because, well,...