My Favorite Fangs: The Story of the Von Trapp Family Vampires

by Alan Goldsher

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE...WITH THE SOUND OF SUCKING Maria von Trapp is sweet, innocent, and can sing like an angel. Oh, and she's also a bloodthirsty vampire. When Maria is kicked out of the zombie-infested abbey where she's been residing for the past 612 years, she's forced to take care of the family Von Trapp, a rowdy clan in need of some serious discipline... or vampirification. After Maria turns the Von Trapp children into children of the night and...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 031264020X
• ISBN13: 9780312640200
• Release Date: August 2012
• Publisher: Griffin
• Length: 294 Pages
• Weight: 0.62 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.8" x 5.5" x 8.3"

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