Me: Why don't you make yourself useful and write a blurb for the back cover of my book? My ex-friend Seth: I already did Here it is: "My Ex-Friend Seth is Paul Tonnes's collection of dialogs from a friendship." Me: That's it? My ex-friend Seth: Yep. Me: You're not going to say it's a witty, touching, and ambitious tour de force? That this collection is poignant and profound? That Paul Tonnes has created a brutal and frank, yet tender and compassionate,...