Meet Brogene, a very butch equine individual who enjoys wearing a sweater tied around his neck. He once had a very traumatic episode with a fire cheese doodle, so now he just wants to live a quiet undead life.
But things are about to change for him. Yes, he must go on a quest for the Dark Princess. A quest for caulk.
And so he sets off for Butch Valley, a mythical valley filled with mancaves where only the extremely butch are allowed...