Girl meets boy.
Girl gets arrested.
Boy bails girl out of jail.
Boy and girl get married? Not exactly how all good fairytales start but hey, I'm not exactly a princess-more like a hot mess dancing on a table.
One thing I know for sure, true love's first kiss didn't take place in a police precinct followed by a scorching one-night stand. Foster Wilder was my knight in shining armor that night but we both know he can't...