There's good luck, bad luck, no luck, and dumb luck-and then there's Murphy's luck. The wildest creature known to man has been discovered in the jungles of the Amazon, and his name is Murphy Drummer. When a bumbling, 99th-rate Colombian cartel captures Murphy's in-laws, it is up to Murphy to rescue them. Doing so will require an arsenal of hobbies, a gorgeous and deadly assassin with cursed cockles, and maybe a dowsing...