We started out to write a best-selling recipe book, but inadvertently authored a book with undrinkable cocktail recipes, New Century Dada creations, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, and other inane blather from the usual gang of idiots. In spite of the menace posed by hoards of lunatic literary agents, Mug and Mali announced this new disagreeable collection of malicious recipes and other crud. Readers will find the miscellany bewildering and the cocktails...