Professor C. E. Gull is abducted in Ukraine and held prisoner, setting an unstoppable string of events in motion, which changes everyone's lives forever... Fed-up with her mundane existence, Penelope Jane Wigglesworth decides to enter a magazine competition ... with repercussions beyond imagination. Albert, her husband, is bird-napped by the Supreme Winged Anarchists against Liberty and Order Worldwide (S.W.A.L.O.W). Can Penelope rescue...