My kids live in Cyber Space, my mother lives in Cloud Cuckoo land and I live in denial.
Somehow, I've got to the stage in life where my teenagers obviously hate me, my mother abandons me for exciting adventures and my ex-husband is getting re-married.
I'm left gazing lustfully at just about any fit guy in an HRT-induced belief they would be attracted to me. Is this really what I've become?
Have I reached the point in life where...