A kelpie, a satyr, and a fire salamander watch a succubus walk into a bar... My name is Lex, and while this sounds like the start of a bad joke, the punchline falls flat, just like my ego when I find out that not one of them is interested in me... even though my succubus insists they be the ones to punch my V-card. I'm not so sure. I would drown my sorrows in ice cream and animal documentaries, but I have too much to do! I...